Burglar Warning

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, Jesus is watching you.He nearly jumped out of his skin, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, then began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,Jesus is watching you. Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?He hissed. Yep, the parrot confessed, and then said, I'm just trying to warn you.The burglar relaxed. Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you? "Moses", replied the bird. Moses? the burglar laughed. What kind of people would name a parrot Moses? The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus, the parrot replied.

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